Halloween is right around the corner and there’s something about the holiday that lends itself to clever (and corny) puns that will make you laugh until you’re coffin. Whether you’re looking to add a bit of levity to your PicCollage or searching for the perfect Instagram caption, we’ve got you covered. Here are a few of our favorite howl-inducing puns to BOO-st your spirit!
Trick or Treat Yo’ Self
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why are ghosts so happy when they’re in an elevator? It lifts their spirits.
Let’s get this party startled.
Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
Why are skeletons always so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.
What did the ghost bring his ghost girlfriend? A booquet.
A ghoul’s gotta eat.
What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAINS.
Wishing you a spectacularly spooky Halloween, filled with laughter, candy, and (of course) plenty of puns.